SMcGPs: Steelers vs Patriots: Week 7 - 2016

Shocking new photo of what Tom Brady can do this week.

Ben is out, but some players are coming back on Defense. If the Steelers can get Bell going in the game and run some pass routes which make sense. I think the Steelers can pull this off...or I hope.

Steelers 22
Patriots 20


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Steely McGnome Predicts: Steelers vs Patriots

Steelers kicking off the 2015 NFL Season up in Patriotville, home of the cheat...er...S...uper Bowl Champions. Sorry, no funny photoshop this week. Computer has been acting up and this is kind of last minute. That and the start of the season snuck up on my again. Whoops.

The Patriots find a new way to cheat, and all the points go to them and none to their opponents.

Steelers -15
Patriots 78


I kid, I kid. Not really. Cheaters. Been caught several times now, yet we all live with it.

Steelers 38
Patriots 31

So happy the NFL is back.



















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Steely McGnome Predicts: Steelers vs Patriots

Steelers 27

Patriots 17

I mean who knows what's going to happen, both teams really aren't that good this season.

And what and the hell is the deal with the NFL scheduling the Steelers and Ravens games in the 4 pm slot when they're not playing. Dicks. 

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Trade Ben: Steelers vs Patriots Recap

Steelers 25 Patriots 17

The Steelers kept this game close, despite dominating the Patriots the entire game. They had a few drives just stall out in the redzone. You can't do that against good teams they'll burn you. Which the Patriots almost did, but their defense blows. I mean really just isn't good, it's kind like the opposite of what the Ravens have been for so many years. Can you see my tears?

Ben was on point. No Ward, the Patriots doing their best to take away Wallace, no problem. Manny Sanders, Antonio Brown, and Heath Miller will all catch the ball and rip you apart. Go ahead try to cover all of them NFL!

The defense played a great game and when it mattered the most, they made the stop, got the take away, and the points. Heads up play by Troy on that fumble. Yeah, he totally batted that ball, but made it look like he didn't. Loved that all the backups have really been stepping up and showing what they got. Steelers can draft linebackers. Oh yeah, and just seconds before that Patriots turnover.



That's right, I called it. FIRST!!!

Announcing

The #1 team! Jim Nance and Phil Simms. What a duo! The best CBS has to offer. I mean, Phil Simms is so insightful, and makes the most intelligent comments about the game. Barf. Hate these guys. Not Jim Nance so much, but mostly all Phil Simms. Nance needs to bitch slap Simms around.

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Steely McGnome Predicts: Steelers vs Patriots

Patriots can keep Brady, I'll take Ben. Brady is a pretty boy anyhow, I'll let my field goal kicker win my super bowls. Wussy.

Steelers 33

Patriots 31

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Missed Opportunities - Steelers vs Patriots recap

Seriously.

I hate the Patriots, I just don't think they're that good. Not like Brady has ever led his team down the field in a Super Bowl for a touchdown to win the game. Only field goals. That doesn't impress me and it never will. Yeah sure, he's won 3. Big whoop!

At least this loss was during the regular season and not the post season. The loss would have hurt more.

Not sure what is up with the Steelers defense. I thought for sure with the addition of Bryant McFadden the secondary was going to go back to being somewhat dominant, but they are sucking it up. The defensive line and linebackers aren't getting dick for pressure. This straight on rushing the line DOES NOT WORK! I don't know why they continued to do that play after play. Bring some damn pressure, it worked when you did.

The running game never really got going, but it could have been effective. But one thing the offense really needs, a damn fullback. That singleback shit pisses me off to no end.

Gotta catch the ball when it hits you in the hands, especially in the end zone. Those were missed opportunities to keep the game close and get the momentum. That just never happened until the 4th quarter and the defense couldn't stop the Patriots to keep the game close. Pretty much ending the game late in the 4th quarter. Not the end of the 3rd quarter like the announcers made it seem like.

Gawd I hate Chris Collinsworth, he was downing Brady's cock all night it was horrible to listen to.

That's it. Losses suck. Losses to the Patriots/Ravens suck even more.

Steely McGnome Predicts: Steelers vs Patriots

Steelers take on the Patriots this Sunday night. It's the Steelers 3rd straight primetime game.

NFL must love the Steelers in the spotlight, I mean you could have spaced these games out. Just sayin'.

Steelers 31

Patriots 20

Steely McGnome Predicts

Steelers 37

Patriots 21