Steelers-Falcons Game Recap

Yeah, I'm like a day late but you know what? Fuck it, I don't care and you shouldn't either.

Here we go:

Steelers fucking won, what do you really want? All I know is a win > tie > loss.

Jim Mora sucks at announcing. Fox sucks at showing me game updates, there's like some shitty little box up in the corner and no stats, I need to see if my fantasy guys are doing well and if they are should I check out yahoo and see how much I'm kicking ass or not. So happy the Steelers are only on Fox like twice a year.

You want a real game recap, go to One for the Other Thumb or Pittsburgh Area Sports and Mini Ponies.

Steely McGnome Predicts

Oh Snap! Steely is back!

First game of the season for the Steelers and it's against those shady Atlanta Falcons. Flying Woodley has plans for Matt Ryan.

Steelers 27

Falcons 17

DIXON!!! WHOO!!!!!!!

Dennis Dixon

As much as I liked Bryon Leftwich when he was the backup during the 2008 season, I don't like him there now. Sure he's a good QB, when healthy. But I always thought the Steelers drafted Dennis Dixon to be Ben's backup once Batch was done, so when Ben gets suspended for 4 or 6 games I thought for sure Dixon would get some of those starts to help learn the offense more. Since that game he started against Baltimore started out great, but once the Ravens figured out the 10 plays that he knew it was over for Dixon. Then the Steelers went out and got Leftwich, which just doesn't make sense to me once Ben comes back from his suspension. Who are you going to cut/trade Pittsburgh?

Oh, and I don't like that he took the number 10 as a jersey number. ugh.

Flying Woodley is coming for YOU!

Get ready kids. In a few short weeks, Steely McGnome will be back to his predicting ways and with the help of flying Woodley, hopefully I'll get back to my spot on predicting.

Remember that time I actually got it right.

That was awesome.

Well, well, well. Look who's back

That wasn't a surprise at all.

I knew his dumb ass would be back for another season and I won't believe he's done until he doesn't play at all next season.

I don't wish injuries on NFL players, except him who should not be named (except in the tags). Break a leg Bert. seriously.

TO and Oincho

TO and Oincho will no doubt be a great duo in the NFL for years to come...

Oh wait, probably not. Maybe for one season, but it will be the season that's the greatest for the Bungles since TO is the missing piece to their championship woes.

No, he's not. I'm not going to doubt his athleticism or that he's a very good WR. But to think that he's the piece you've been waiting for is ridiculous. I always thought that Johnson, Houshmandlakczahod, and Henry were a dangerous group of receivers and the bungs wasted that. Plus it takes more than just adding 1 person to your offense, unless it's a great QB on an already decent offense, to get you to the promise land.

Have fun Bengal fans, all you're going to get this year is a bunch of shenanigans from two WR who only care about themselves.

Ben's been a bad boy.

Looks like Skippy is digging it though.