Monday, September 30, 2013

I didn't see nothin': Steelers vs Vikings Week 4 Recap




I didn't get to see the game, since it wasn't on TV. So I really don't have anything to say.

Best.Recap.Ever.



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Friday, September 27, 2013

Major Announcement from Steely McGnome




I bring you all here today, to give you a major announcement.

I will be retiring at the end of this NFL season. I've been doing this the 2008 season, and I love it and all. But I'm done. The only way I'll even consider coming back for next season is a Steelers Super Bowl win.

I've had my fun, but I'm done. Thanks for all the support over the years.

Go Steelers!

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Steely McGnome Predicts




Steelers and the Vikings travel all the way to London to play an NFL game. Screwing the fans and businesses of a home Vikings game against the Steelers. Do you think the NFL will compensate those businesses for the money they are losing? Doubt it the NFL doesn't care about the true fans of this game, or the ones that pay for those expensive NFL Stadiums. Get the hell out of sending games to Europe. It's dumb.



Steelers 31

Vikings 12


Jergnome says:

Fuck this game. London sucks.

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Well, and there was that. Week 3 - Steelers vs Bears Recap




DON'T CARE!!!!!!

Steelers 23

Bears 40

In the beginning of this game it looked like a total blowout, then the Steelers made it interesting. But of course the Steelers fumbled, and bumbled the game away.

Defense played great all night, but they needed to play great on one drive and failed.

Ben needs to get his act together. He hasn't been the same since he was injured last year. Still plenty of time to turn the year around.

On to London, ugh. Stupid Goodell. The Europeans don't want us there. Stop sending games overseas and screwing over the home fans and cities. You're not compensating them, just lining your pockets.

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Friday, September 20, 2013

Steely McGnome Predicts: Bears vs Steelers



The Steelers have yet another primetime game, right after they had a primetime game. Thanks NFL. I like staying up late in the same week to watch my team. Sorry kids, I like the 1:00 pm Steelers games. Get that shit over with.

Smoking Jay Cutler brings the Bears into town this Sunday night. I have no idea what's going to happen.

Steelers 17

Bears 10


Jergnome says:

DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

And it continues: Week 2 Recap: Steelers vs Bengals Round 1




Well well well. The offense showed a little more life this week, but still continues to struggle running the ball, sustaining drives, scoring points, you know all the stuff a decent offense will do. Hopefully the offense gets moving next week.

I know there was a bad call that kind of killed a drive, but good teams overcome bad calls and the
Steelers are not a good team right now. Overall. The defense and special teams are playing fairly decent at this point. But you know, not winning kind of sucks, and it's still early so on to week 3. Go read a better recap somewhere else.

Oh, and I got the score right. Just the wrong teams

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Friday, September 13, 2013

Steely McGnome Predicts: Bengals vs Steelers Round 1




Division rival game versus the Bengals this week, and one pissed off James Harrison because the Steelers didn't want to continue to pay him. Oh and he's older and has back problems, he's just lucky a team actually signed him. Good luck to him, not really just being nice. 

This week the Steelers faced the ginger haired led Bengals, and it looks like his evil twin does not approve of being decapitated by Woodley. Guess we'll really find out Monday Night.

Steelers 20

Bengals 10


Jergnome says:

For the Steelers to be successful on offense, they must make positive yards on every down, and score some points.

The defense has to tackle, tackle, tackle and not give up the first down.

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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

What a way to Start - Week 1 Recap - Steelers vs Titans


Well, that kind of sucked in more ways than one. I mean three Steelers done for the season in one game. How great is that, Pouncey going out was probably the worst since DeCastro is the one that did it. I didn't even see Foote go out, that kind of sucks especially since the season he had last year.

Steelers 9

Titans 16

Someone had more confidence in the Steelers offense.

Terrible performance by that offense. Now I know Pouncey went out and he's the anchor of the offense and the announcers just could not let that go. But all of the lineman are starters in the NFL and they were constantly just standing around while Ben got drilled. Couldn't block for crap in the run game, would these other four guys even make the roster anywhere else?? Pathetic. Decent performance by the defense, can't expect them to throw a shutout every game, but if they hold teams to that many points I'm hoping the offense can do a lot better. There are still a lot of weapons on that team, get it together Pittsburgh or as far as I'm concerned the O-line coach and offensive coordinators better be collecting unemployment come January.

On to next week, one game at a time kids.

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Friday, September 6, 2013

Steely McGnome Predicts: Steelers vs Titans


Annnnnnnnddddddd...we're back for another grueling NFL Season. Welcome, welcome.

Finally, I'm ready for the NFL to return. Football Sundays are needed. Now, I do not make yearly predictions, just weekly. I can honestly say I have no idea what the Titans are bringing anymore, were they decent last season? I can't even tell you, I know the Steelers weren't that sucked it. 

Steelers 31

Titans 15


Jergnome says:

Take it one snap at a time and do the best you can. Control the ball on offense and dominate on defense and the game will fall into your hands.
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